soaply:

fvckie:

please do not smoke the frogs

why is it holding a stick this is a forest guardian or at least a frog in a position of power clearly

soaply:

fvckie:

please do not smoke the frogs

why is it holding a stick this is a forest guardian or at least a frog in a position of power clearly

(via ruthvsreality)

minzki:

 

gsfsoul:
That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

minzki:

 

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

(via asthmaticrelief)

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

(via thefuuuucomics)

rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

(via thefuuuucomics)

(via dutchster)

dammit-clint:

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

#clintbarton

(via ruthvsreality)

I can’t fucking connect to Guild Wars 2 because some douchebag thinks it’s funny to fuck with the ANet data servers and put Wildstar offline which fucks with us. This is bullshit and he’s live tweeting it.

littleladykins:

andshesgoldblooded:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging

(via futuree)

comedycentral:

The Colbert Report is back tonight! All of Stephen’s biggest supporters will be watching.

(via snuffcasm)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(via peace-love-andcoffee)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via therealoliviabooson)

hawkgrl:

the whole idea of daddy issues makes me so uncomfortable? like your father abandoned you, you had a bad relationship with him or he abused you and we created a term to shame, humiliate and laugh at you for dealing with the emotions that come with that

(via peace-love-andcoffee)